my friend had sex with a fat chick because she bought him a cheeseburger win-win % i tried anal sex for the first time yesterday and my girlfriend shit on my dick. wtf :{ well next time, let her use a strapon and do you then you can say you've TRIED analsex % Yo Jax is so fat that incog has to roll over twice to get off her she is like, 20 years too old for me yeah she is hitting 25 pretty soon % lol video games more like i stopped that shit when i hit puberty bedpan then got into scat and cp % lol trogg got married? wtf isn't he like barely-employed and homeless? no you are thinking bedpan % worse than anime, worse than sudoku: ANIME SUDOKU % -!- laine [~xkgel@randomized-77AC3728.bb.netvision.net.il] has joined #gnaa LOL an israeli joined that's racist what the fuck man that's not what GNAA is about. % we need to somehow reversed the polarity of the internets that way every time we go in chat, lots of horny women msg us for sex % i write "B" and "R" on all my ONE dollar bills so they say BONER % .gh 190735178: If someone replies with 'lol' on messenger one more time I might have to drag them face first through broken glass. lol. % I WANT AN XBOX-360 SDK LOL IS THE SDK AS HUGE AS THE XCOCKS? the SDK is so huge it comes on its own computer the SDK is so big that it climbed the empire state building but was fatally wounded % lets crap-flood seom blogs blogs are crapflooding themselves % hay guyz, opera is now free Desimat0r, SO IS FECES BUT I DONT SEE YOU USING IT TO SURF THE INTERNET % lol @ whacking off to cartoons it beats real sex lol how do you know % A BRITISH secondary school is to allow pupils to swear at teachers - but no more than five times a lesson fucking awesome walk in WHATSUP YOU FUCKING CUNT OK GROG THAT IS STRIKE 1 OK THANKS BITCH STRIKE 2 % grog, why would you want ogrish magazine anyways, the pages will get sticky from semen. a monitor you can just wipe off % trying to start off my career as a porn star anyone want to buy a video of me jerking off for $10 ? % lol some nigger stole a cop car thats hard see, and don't they always accuse niggers of being lazy and unambitious? % IF YOU LOG THIS CHANNEL YOU NEED ANOTHER HD % JEWS DIDN'T INTEND FOR THE TOWERS TO COLLAPSE, THEY JUST WANTED TO DAMAGE THEM SEVERELY AND THEN PAY JEWISH CONTRACTORS TO REPAIR THEM BUT HERE'S THE KICKER THE ORIGINAL JEWS WHO BUILT WTC CHEATED AND USED RECYCLED MATERIAL AND CHEAP BUILDING PLANS AND POCKETED THE EXTRA MONEY SO THE TOWERS WERE FAR MORE FRAGILE THAN THE OTHER JEWS THOUGHT % NIGGER: IT KINDA ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE SO MUCH BETTER THAN BASTARDIZED LIBERAL CONCOCTIONS LIKE 'AFRICAN AMERICAN' OR 'PERSON OF COLOR' THINK HOW MUCH INK AND PAPER COULD BE SAVED A YEAR IF EVERYONE WROTE NIGGER EVERY TIME? OR EVEN JUST COON SINCE JEWS ARE SO GREEDY, THEY THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THIS, AND MADE SURE THEIR PROPER NAME IS ONLY THREE LETTERS % 9/11 is great trolling material because of people's deeply held convictions about it they're so fucking sure osama bin laden did it and i'm not so sure haha yeah i want to spread that doubt % have you guys seen that fake redhat security update thing the GNAA should have thought of that % HOW DO I USE GLOBAL VARIABLES LOL I'M ANTIGLOBALIST FUCK COMMUNISTS AND WORLD ORGANIZATIONS % "fellowship of the ring" is about homosexual multiculturalism % IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL GNAA APPEARS ON THE WIKIPEDIA 'ARTICLE OF THE DAY' ON THE FRONT PAGE % THE NAZI REGIME IS THE ONLY GOVERNMENT THAT APPROACHES THE COOLNESS OF THE GALATIC EMPIRE IN STAR WARS % Who is the GNAA endorsing for President? goatse/tubgirl 04 theres bumper stickers for it already % I was here long before you wayyy before you my GNAA membership exceeds yours therefore I have more clout who the fuck is gashat % xiam: SFW? depends on where u work % the GNAA's stance on abortion is the opposite of the person we're trolling % i think bumm13, by his nick, is 1) a repressed homosexual 2) a victim of current child abuse % NAZIS WERE SECRET JEWS WHO USED THE LOLOCAUST AS A DEVICE TO JUSTIFY FUTURE JEWISH ATROCITIES % ITS FREE AS IN BEER NOT AS IN ANAL SEX % JEWS INVENTED THE METRIC SYSTEM TO CONFUSE US ABOUT WHEN JESUS WOULD COME BACK % I'M WAITING FOR YOUR AUTHORISATION, SIR I NEED THE NUCLEAR ACCESS SEQUENCE oh ok I keep the secret codes safetly tucked away in my anus wouldn't they be coated in large amounts of semen by now % I was playing Oregon Trail and I died. On my grave it said 'FUCK JEWS LOL JEWS DID WTC' % lol make a p2p app with so nasty a name that it cannot be said on the news Cuntella NIGGER JEW CUNTS P2P MOTHERFUCKING PENIS CUM SQUIRTER NIGGER2NIGGER do you have MOTHERFUCKING PENIS CUM SQUIRTER? LOL YES 9.0 OPITIMIZED DISEASED RANCID PUS-INFECTED NIGGER STOMACH 9.0 % IF THE MATRIX IS PERFECT WHY IS IT FULL OF NIGGERS % YOUR ALL FUCKING NIGGERS that's what Neo said when he first met Morpheus in the Matrix too % i keep wondering what is keeping the pope alive THE PROSPECT OF MOLESTING MORE LITTLE BOYS :( % When you teach Linux to children you can instill the ideas of Communism at a young age. This way when they grow up they will love the party and not grow to oppose it. Too bad the USSR didn't have Linux, they'd have probably won the cold war! % HAS ANYONE CONVERTED LASTMEASURE TO A BOOK ON TAPE FOR THE BLIND? % im glad i live in commie UK where we dont get hurricanes, landslides, tornadoes, earthquakes or hook nosed jews or planes flying into bulidings % LOL @ FLORIDA ABOUT TO GET PWNED BY ANOTHER FUCKING HURRICAINE LOL 3 HURRICAINES IN A WEEK LOL FUCKING MOVE % you know whats great about house sitting for a family friends you never liked? you get to eat all their food and piss in the kitchen sink and fuck the sons % LOL CHICAGO, Illinois (CNN) -- A house fire killed four children Friday night on Chicago's West Side. LOL LOL @ BURNING KIDS % AND WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN THEY ARE JUST SEX TOYS I PERSONALLY LIKE TO STICK MY PENIS IN THEIR ASS, AND PUSH THEIR BUTCHEEKS TOGETHER AND PULL IT OUT HARD, AND PUSH IT IN % LOL THEY HAVE A SONG PLAYING AS THEY REPORT DECAPITATION LOL FUNNY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG TOO I LOVE CNN % i got banned from #gay for having the nick LOL_AIDS % why do you not like jews? I DON'T DISLIKE THEM. I THINK THEY SHOULD BE GASSED HOWEVER. % LM IS NOT SHOCKING ENOUGH TO BE MODERN ART % I BOUGHT AN XBOX AND BROKE IT TO RUN LINUX ON IT I AM SO COOL NOW MY FRIENDS COME OVER AND R LIKE HEY CAN WE PLAY XBOX IM LIKE NO HAHAHA U CAN RECOMPILE MY KERNEL THO % YEAH HEHE PPL R TEH STUPIDZ FOR RUN LUNIX ON X86 HAHAHA U SHUD RUN LUNIX ON APPLE ACTUALLY I PREFER TO RUN BEOS ON MY DEC ALPHA BECAUSE NO OTHER MEANS OF COMPUTING ALLOWS ME TO FULLY REALIZE MY POTENTIAL LEETNESS % Lindows OS 4.5 PROMO $9.99 $3.99 On Sale! it's the exact same price as My Little Pony(Promo) $7.99 $3.99 On Sale! Lindows will free my PC of "microsoft's tyranny" My Little Pony will help me pick up pre-pubescent girls which should I pick? % Impi: why are you so hateful toward me? i hate everyone asshole dont feel that u special well, this is the GNAA we gayniggers need to support and love each other Impi: you need some good meaty black loving to improve your mood % also, few people realize that nuclear weaponry is now open source there was a famous court case where a kid built a working thermonuclear detonator for his master's final project or whatnot the government tried to claim he stole secrets to build it and his entire defense was his bibliography yes it was Lunix zealots aka terrorists that did it % The Turner Diaries and Hunter should be in the children's section of every library % WHY IS IT OK TO EXECUTE FELONIOUS OPERATING SYSTEMS SUCH AS BEOS, BUT NOT TO ALLOW INNOCENT OPERATING SYSTEMS LIKE BSD TO DIE WITH DIGNITY!? RACISM THAT'S WHY % HEY DID YOU HEAR THEY ARE GONNA TAKE OFF THAT FLORIDA LADY'S LIFE SUPPORT SHE SYMBOLIZES BSD TERRY "BSD" SCHIAVO? % BSD IS NOT DEAD IT'S DYING IT HAS NOT YET GONE THROUGH ACCEPTANCE HOSPICE NURSE SAYS SOON IT WILL TURN BLUE AND GET COLD THE BSD MORPHINE DRIP IS NOW AT MAXIMUM TO COMFORT IT TIME TO CHANGE THE BOWEL BAG OH NO, THE BSD COLOSTOMY BAG IS OVERFLOWING WITH BLOOD AGAIN % OMG I SAW AN IMAGE OF THE BABY JESUS IN THE LATEST SOURCE CODE AND ELVIS NO WAY, ELVIS IS DEAD, YOU CAN ONLY SEE HIM IN OTHER DEAD THINGS, SUCH AS THE BSD SOURCE % LINUX STILL DOESN'T SUPPORT MY SOUNDCARD BUT IT FULLY SUPPORTS EVERY USB-POWERED INTERACTIVE AND NON-INTERACTIVE ANUS STRETCHING DEVICE % IF I WERE IN THE WTC WHEN THE JEWS DESTROYED IT, I WOULD HAVE STUCK MY ASS OUT THE WINDOW, AND TAKEN A SHIT AND THEN GOATSE'D THE ENTIRE FREE WORLD I WOULD HAVE BEEN A HERO LIKE THE GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF THE TANKS AT TIENNEMAN SQUARE % IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JEWS GAS YOU % the only prob is im not going to be able to get people to go to my LM any more i tell them to go on webpages like LEGITIMATE SHIT for school and they're like "Im not going there" % why isn't it worksafe? PORFA IN SOVIET USA PICTURES LIKE THAT LOOK AT YOU % PORFA YOU IDIOT THATS NOT WORK SAFE LOOK AT THE LAST PIC ITS NOT WORK SAFE TO READ ABOUT TRANSEXUALS EXCEPT MAYBE IN PORTUGAY % ar_IQ.UTF-8... done lolol building glibc locales who the fuck needs ar_IQ its arabic/iraq nigger I KNOW NIGGER EXACTLY WHY I DONT NEED IT % I GOT GIMP ON MY GBA! LOL how? LOL YHBT % Im voting for Bush cuz i like seeing things explode % the indian at aol he was saying "sir are you aware of the word nigger?" and i kept saying "YOU IDIOT ITS NIGER LIKE THE COUNTRY THATS MY SONS NAME" so he reactivated my account and let me keep the SN % DIRECTOR OF STAR WARS IS TO CREATED AN IMAGINARY UNIVERSE AS FANS OF STAR WARS IS TO CREATED AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND % THAT'S AWESOME NICK BERG HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN HE DOZES OFF? A: HIS HEAD DROOPS % WE THE NIGGERS, IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH MORE PERFECT SODOMY WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED GAY % why do you think people left the GNAA? LOL YOU DONT LEAVE GNAA YOU'RE A MEMBER 4 LIFE % I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO EMINEM, EVEN THOUGH HE'S WHITE, HE'S STILL A NIGGER 2 ME % OMG i was in yahoo poker i'm like all gay niggers to table 17 and this guy goes "I'm a gay nigger" and jons wtf % upper ascii isn't portable as far as I know ur mothers vaginal hairs aren't edible as far as I know % whats gnaa stand foir? GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA is that place for real % LIKE MAN THERE WAS THIS TIME THAT WE TROLLED THIS NIGGER I MEAN HE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT I MEAN HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT SO WE TOTALLY LIKE GOT SOME ROPE AND HUNG HIM UP FROM A TREE AND WATCHED HIM DIE AND WE WERE TOTALLY LIKE LOL NIGGER YOU GOT TROLLED SERVES YOU RIGHT % you have any pets? Trake: I've got a teenage vietnamese girl locked in my closet that I facefuck from time to time. % the only women that exist on the internet are either 14 or 300 pounds % BUT IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT YOU ATTENTION WHORES INVITED ME HERE I MEAN I'M TOTALLY NOT JUST SITTING AROUND HERE STICKING A HITACHI MAGIC WAND IN MY PANTS AS A TALK TO SO MANY MAN SEE LOOK I'LL GIVE YOU TIT PIX 4 OPS % MAN I MEAN I GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR AND I AM TOTALLY LIKE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT I TOTALLY DON'T SUPPORT THE FASHION POLICE ESTABLISHMENT OR REALLY ANY SHRED OF DIGNITY OR COMMON SENSE! JESUS CHRIST MORE POUND CAKE PLEASE. % =anal DiKKy lysol ---> (_(_)=======D (_(_| <--- DiKKy * goat-see watches as lysol assfucks DiKKy. % ME HAVING +O STATUS DOESNT WORK BECAUSE I SMOKE POT AND THAT FUCKS IT UP LOL :( % R U PART OF NIGGER6 NO I APPLIED FOR A JOB THERE BUT I DIDNT GET IT LOL OH LOL COCK NOT LONG ENOGUGH OR TOO LONG % wait is nigger6 real? NO i made it up % red hat is a great organization i've never had problems with fedora its solid like a nigger penis % SHIT INSIDE MY MOUTH PUMP MY ANUS WRECK MY RECTUM LASH MY LINUS TORAVLDS TATOO FUCK MY FACE PIMP MY PENIS PUNK MY PHALLUS BEAT MY BROOMSTICK NIZZLE MY NADS VIOLATE MY VAS DEFERENS % GNAA needs to somehow get an actual harlequin fetus and one of us needs to stretch our anus like kirk johnson then we could be real-life yo oh, and if we got some elderly members, we could lemonparty % have you guys ever considered having a gnaa convention? like we rent a campsite or meet at somebody's house and drink beer? plus a whole night of sodomy we could have a big gay black stripper come % you know what I realized? Who actually created the harlequin fetus? IT WAS GOD! MORE PROOF THAT GOD IS A TROLL HE TROLLED US BY POSTING HIS HARLEQUIN FETUSES HE MADE SOME WOMAN'S BABY A HARLEQUIN FETUS AND SHE SAW IT AND FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AND GOD THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT TROLL IT WAS THE ORIGINAL LAST MEASURE % "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he [Moses] asked them.... "Now ... kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man." -- Numbers 31:1-18 (NIV) LOL GOD IS SO OWNING WITH TROLLS % god is an awesome troll we should study the bible and learn to become better trolls from it If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son ... Then shall his father and his mother ... bring him out unto the elders of his city ... And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (AV) % ... all who are under the yoke of slavery ... who have believing masters ... must serve all the better since those who benefit by their service are believers and beloved. Teach and urge these duties. If any one teaches otherwise ... he is puffed up with conceit, he knows nothing; he has a morbid craving for controversy..., which produce envy, dissension, slander, base suspicions, and wrangling among men who are depraved in mind... -- I Timothy 6:1-5 (RSV) GOD TROLLS FOR PRO-SLAVERY LOL % Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church. that's a total bible troll % EVERY FEW YEARS GOD WOULD GET BORED AND TROLL SOME GUY IN THE MIDDLE EAST THAT'S WHY IT'S LIKE A GIANT FLAMEWAR THERE RIGHT NOW BUT I GUESS GOD GOT TIRED OF TROLLING US, OR SOMEONE SUBNET BANNED HIM, AND HE'S MOVED ONTO TROLLING OTHER PLANETS % MAYBE GOD PROTECTS THE GAY NIGGERS AND TROLLS GOATSE HOLE GOD IS A TROL, IF HE EXISTS AND BLINDS THE SLASHBOTS FROM THE TRUTH ITS QUITE OBVIOUS TO ME POPEYE: YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, GOD'S ACTIONS SEEM TO BE TROLLING HAVE YOU EVER READ THE BIBLE? YEAH THE WHOLE THING IS LIKE A GIANT TROLL % OMG MY BROWSER HAS SO MANY COOKIES I'M WORRIED IT IS GETTING TO BE A FAT AMERICAN % AIDS CAME FROM A GAY SPACE COMET % NOBODY DIES FROM AIDS. AIDS DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE. FAGGOTRY DOES! % MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME YESTERDAY THATS ALLRITE CUZ I KNOW IM GAY % lol i logged onto the internet root cluster but it just echoes GET OUT GAY NIGGER over and over % Q: What's BROWN and HIDES FROM THE NAZIS????? THE DIHARREA OF ANNE FRANK % Q: What's BROWN and STICKY? A STICK